Have you seen the "My Bed Space" diagram?

I saw this on facebook the other day.  I want to make it very clear that I am NOT (repeat NOT) posting it in regards to any one person in particular.  I think it's just one of those inevitabilities of life; like loud cell phone talkers and movies that are never as good as the trailers make you think they are.  But I'm at a complete loss with this one.  I have no idea why it's the way things have to be.

If any females out there have any insight, please give it!

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