Even though I wish it wasn't true, the 2012 USA Basketball Team would beat the 1992 "Dream Team."
The technology in my watch makes me think we should have solar powered cars by now.
It bothers me that many Olympic events involve losing a game to "win" the silver medal.
If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, sometimes in means Bartolo Colon used steroids.The Olympic runner with fake legs got upset when he lost at the Paralympics to a runner with better fake legs.
Remember last summer when the Washington Nationals decided they didn't want to win the World Series?
I discovered a record streak of 20 consecutive winning seasons by Boston's 4 major sports teams. The Wall Street Journal decided it was worth mentioning.
If you were a vendor at Fenway Park, what product would you most like to sell walking up and down the aisles?
If you ever go up to a restaurant employee and say "I can't find my waitress," please make sure you have at least looked first.
For kids in school these days, writing "research papers" has got to be kind of a joke compared to what it used to be like.
Even though I hate the concept (because it doesn't really exist), I was kind of amused when a women at the bar asked me to make her an "anorexic margarita."
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