Does anybody own a Stone Wave?

I first saw this commercial a few months ago.  Luckily I was at work behind the bar at the time, so I couldn't immediately call up and order two of them for ten bucks:

Now that I've had some time to mull it over, I've come to the conclusion that they can't possibly work.  If that sort of magical cooking technology really existed, A, it wouldn't cost $5, and B, it wouldn't only be for sale late at night on cable television.  So if you have a Stone Wave and are actually happy with it, please let me know.


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