"Perfect Polly" takes the cake for depressing "as seen on TV" product commercials

I thought the guy in in the "Forever Lazy" commercial who wears his adult one-piece pajamas out to a football game and needs to use the butt-flap while going to the bathroom was about as sad as it could get.  But the psycho lady who puts her fake bird in a cage and plays with it like it's real may be the lowest of the low.  So congratulations "Perfect Polly" ad, you've horrified me beyond belief.



I'm not sure whether or not this is more depressing than the "Mother's Day at Hooters" commercial.

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