As I write this blog, the No. 2 "Top Headline" on ESPN.com (see above) reads:
Austin Rivers' cushion heave looked at by NBA
Here are the first two paragraphs of the story:
I didn't read any more than that, because, come on, are you kidding me?
No joke, a drunk woman two rows behind me at the Celtics game last night threw her beer at the very-annoying-but-slightly-less-drunk girls in front of her. Some of it got on me. It was wet, and I experienced a bit of "discomfort." Maybe I should get USA Today on the phone...
On another note, how perfect is it that this seat cushion incident happened at Sleep Train Arena?
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