The one and only zero-calorie skinny margarita

I get frustrated when people come into my bar and order skinny margaritas.  They don't exist.  Booze has calories, a lot of calories.  Worrying about a bit of juice or sugar in your alcoholic drink is like ordering a bacon cheeseburger without the cheese.

Here is the one and only true skinny margarita:

Polar seltzer should probably put me on their payroll.  Oh, by the way, here's another public service announcement: Club soda, soda water and seltzer are all the same thing--just water and bubbles.  Tonic is different, that has sugar.


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